Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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