I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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