I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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