scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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