Buhtt sex?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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