No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
