i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
