im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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