Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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