I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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