i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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