Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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