She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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