You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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