I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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