At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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