I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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