I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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