Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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