seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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