everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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