TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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