Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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