im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
