Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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