And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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