Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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