Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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