Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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