It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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