so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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