He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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