I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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