they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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