is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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