Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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