i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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