Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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