Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
