Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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