If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.