I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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