His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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