Yo dont text me then not text me
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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