bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I forget how to act sober
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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