So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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