question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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