i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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