wanna go halves on a baby?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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