Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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