Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.