the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!