there's paper in my vomit.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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