I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
