this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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