How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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